They are so full of shight, do they not see that the Internet is like a candy store and were all kids with a pocket full of money?
Before we were told to avoid the store at all costs, now they're opening the front door and encouraging us to waltz on in.
The best part is they tell you to only buy one kind of boring bland candy, because all the other pretty sweet stuff is bad and will kill you, but how long do you think it will take before you try every piece in the store?
I bet mommy dearest wash-towel won't even get her back turned before the kids start shoving their mouths full of sticky sweet confections.
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Don't rule out Internet bashing at the con-ventions and ass-em-bleeds quite yet, I mean it's the wash-towel after all; they have to be contradictorily love hating something all the time.
I'm sure there will be plenty of finger waggling still centered on the eeevils and then they’ll point out the only safe version of this blessing from jayhoover is the wash-towel one. The jest of the parts will be that the Internet is ok now, but only the wash-towel approved Internet.
The talks will most likely be given by old farts who’ve probably never been on the web and will say something like, “Who wants to go anywhere else but their site because the rest of the Internet is only naughty porn, evil social networking and wicked apostates right?”